So I think I might have seen the bottoming out of the entire record business. Some of the A&R geniuses over at Jive Records signed an animated bunny rabbit as it's next hot new artist. That's right...not only have we had to put up with artists who couldn't sign or play or write music, now we have an artist that isn't even ALIVE!!
Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you Schnuffel Bunny and the international hit, Snuggle Song.
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Supposedly this piece of shit has been #1 in 6 different countries so far and Jive is chomping at the bit to sell you and your kids a copy of Snuggle Song before Easter. All i can think is that it can't get any worse from here so maybe things are gonna look up. I'm gonna go dye some eggs and tear the head of some peeps now. Happy Easter my little snuggle bunnies!
